I want to know who thought this was a good idea…so I can maim them.

Only one woman has room in her naughty bits for 7 dwarves, a wolf, and a sparkly vampire…

Oh Thor, please please please don’t fall for that “bite-lip, bat-eyes, force dialogue” routine…You can do better! Think of Natalie Portman!!

Fix your poison spell woman!!
Charlize! Surely times aren’t THAT hard, if you needed the money you could crash on my couch!

o_O I don’t know who this is….but seriously, she probably acts better when she’s in a coma, just leave her there and let the dwarves molest her…


I’m going to go throw myself off a bridge now….