Make a wish!

And you had better make it a good one.  I mean, its probably not going to come true anyway (cynical much?), but if you’re going to do it, do it right.

Clear and specific, that way the gods of irony have to think of a clever outcome…or they just give up trying.

“I wish for the rest of my life to be awesome!”

Five minutes later….

*BAM*  dead.